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Tim Colwill is a 22 year old human male who resides in Perth, Western Australia. Inventor of the cardboard toaster and the car-powered car, Tim is also an accomplished author, having penned such notable works as Romeo and Juliet, Clifford The Big Red Dog, and The Bible. In his spare time, Tim directs movies under the nom de plume Steven Spielberg and maintains his own standing army of genetically engineered watermelons. Truly it is said that Tim has had an illustrious career, matched only by its ludicrously unbelievable exaggeration.

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Sappho Is My Valentine

// Filed under: Random on Monday February 13th 2006, 3:47 pm

The moon has sunk and the Pleiads,
And midnight is gone,
And the hours are passing, passing,
And I lie alone.

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And Then I Did

// Filed under: Random on Friday February 03rd 2006, 8:28 pm

Zing Saucier:
man
im just thinking
bats are blind right?
so really, daredevil
should be called batman.
and batman, whom just does stunts and shit, and invokes fear into people
should be called daredevil.

The Great Unwashed:
I’m going to think of a witty rejoinder, and post it on my journal.

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Away With Words

// Filed under: Random on Sunday January 22nd 2006, 8:30 pm

10:03 am: Ugh… my mind feels like… like a whole lot of badly-cut strips of coloured cellophane, dumped in a pile on the floor.

10:11 am: …that’s the worst analogy I’ve ever fucking made.

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Ten Years On

// Filed under: Random on Saturday January 07th 2006, 10:10 am

Entries from my recently-rediscovered Roald Dahl 1996 Diary, from the month of Janurary (which, interestingly, is the only completed month).

Tuesday January 2nd, 1996

Today after swimming Shane Street came over and will be sleeping the night. I wish he won’t though.

Thursday January 4th, 1996

Hannah is coming to the pool with us this morning. I’m not particularly happy

Saturday January 6th, 1996

Today at cricket I got 10 n.o. Me and Shannon really annoyed Dean. He said “stuff this”

Thursday January 11th, 1996

Tomorrow we will get to know whether we passed or not. I think I will.

Friday Janurary 12th, 1996

I did.

Thursday January 18th, 1996

We went to Andy Jones rock’n'roll show it was very energetic.

Monday Janurary 22nd, 1996

Tomorrow we are going to penguin island. We gave Ena the fright of her life!

Tuesday January 23rd, 1996

Sorry, mistake. Penguin island is on Wednesday. Today I left Simon’s.

Thursday Janurary 25th, 1996

Today we picked up our school books. Some interesting artifacts in there.

Sunday 28th January, 1996

Simon Haq’s birthday party. The Aqua tubes were the best fun since ‘94!

Tuesday 30th January, 1996

First day of school. whopping lot of homework

…and still going strong!

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They Can’t Handle The Truth I Be Dishin’

// Filed under: Random on Wednesday December 07th 2005, 8:01 pm

If wishes were pennies, I’d have like, a billion pennies, which would be pretty stupid since currency exchange places only take notes, so there’d be no way to turn my pennies into Australian currency, and I’d have to melt them down and make a giant robot out of them.

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