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// Filed under: Random on Thursday September 20th 2007, 9:30 pm Tim Colwill is the President, CEO, Overlord and Undisputed Tyrant of the multinational and non-dimensional company known as TimTek Industries. Tim was born in Berlin, 1912, on the Mexico-Israel border. At the age of 10, he began to make a name for himself in the community with the use of an army of earth-moving trucks, several bobcats and a team of construction engineers. The resulting structure, despite being visible from space and inhabited by several thousand people, unfortunately contains a massive spelling error and remains a touchy subject even to this day. When he is not busy creating imaginary companies and designing web pages for them, Tim likes to strap a live cow to his head and dance around in the streets, singing. Unfortunately this practice has led to his recent, highly-publicised conviction for corporate prostitution, and he is now in hiding in a fridge on top of a lightpost on Main Street. Some people call him strong. Some people call him tough. Some people call him on the phone. All of these people are fictitious, and wrong. Tim Colwill is also a 22 year old human male who resides in Perth, Western Australia. He has recently completed a four-year Bachelor of Science in Games Technology from Murdoch University, and is now looking forward to beginning his career. Tim has been putting pen to paper and finger to keyboard in various artistic and computing forms for close to ten years now, and in that time has improved only marginally, despite winning numerous awards. Tim’s hobbies include eating, sleeping, hibernating in winter, and talking about himself in the third person. You can contact Tim by any of the following means:
Be warned that, as an Australian, Tim Colwill is either hideously ahead or behind most other countries time zones, and as such may be sleeping, working, at uni, or simply ignoring you, as is the traditional Australian way. You can find RSS/RDF feed for Tim’s Journal at the following locations:
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