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// Filed under: Random, Life on Sunday June 17th 2007, 8:32 pm

It is the year 2007, on the planet Earth, in the aftermath of Debari’s rocking-out superhero costume party.

I go to bed late, sleep on a borrowed pillow made entirely of rocks and broken glass, get up a mere five hours later, pig the fuck out on junkfood and chocolate cake, and then wonder why I didn’t realise I’d feel like utter shit after the party-adrenaline wears off.

I guess this is pretty much as close as I’ll ever come to having a proper hangover.

Christ, I’m such a nerd.

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reds8n says:

June 18, 2007 at 7:05 pm

No hangovers ? Through sheer manliness or through not drinking ?

I demand pictures of your costume–especially if you went as Black Widow.
reds8n says:

June 18, 2007 at 7:07 pm

hmmm … adding comments inside poiny brackets renders them invisible apparently.
I hate computers.
Jess says:

June 20, 2007 at 1:41 pm

And now look. You’re all sick and things. No sleep. No healthy food. And no alcohol to negate these bad things. It does y’know. Still, totally worth it, right? I’ll just have to look after your ass when I come next week. You won’t get out of bed for a week.

Double-entendre totally intended.
Debari says:

July 7, 2007 at 10:19 pm

lol.
Tim’s gonna get some loving!
Simon says:

July 31, 2007 at 9:21 pm

You know, I only read - just now - what you wrote about me needing to study so that you could get Strikers. “Study, you bastard. I know you’re reading this.”

I wasn’t!
merc says:

September 6, 2007 at 10:57 am

Oh my god, Mr Tim, with all due respect, UPDATE ALREADY.