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// Filed under: Random, Entertainment on Tuesday March 20th 2007, 9:29 pm

For the longest time, I thought Silverchair’s new song Straight Lines was Daniel John’s way of ironically outing himself as gay. I mean, if you’ve seen the video clip, you’ll know what I mean. Man wears a short leather vest, sports a little dainty goatee and dances like a pinky-raising fruit-platter on legs.

Turns out I was wrong, and he’s still banging Natalie Imbruglia! Who knew.

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Mitch says:

March 22, 2007 at 1:22 pm

I always thought it was about his difficulty with reactive arthritis…
Simon says:

March 25, 2007 at 8:14 pm

I knew.
Lysh says:

April 1, 2007 at 11:36 pm

You know what? who cares what its about? its annoying, and need not be played 812 times a day. i mean seriously, thats just ridiculous. No, i’ve not seen the clip and i don’t care to. stupid man.

On another note, just accidently discovered this site, and you people are all hilarious. well, at 2:06 am on a sunday you are. I’ll check again at less delirious inducing time of day. be good.
cole says:

September 24, 2007 at 1:39 pm

Google says our sites are similar so I’m visiting. -grins-

I love the suond of this sound but, honestly, I think the falsetto would give away gay-ness more than that vest. -lol- I mean that’s how it was with Darren Hayes (Savage Garden)