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Tim Colwill is a 22 year old human male who resides in Perth, Western Australia. Inventor of the cardboard toaster and the car-powered car, Tim is also an accomplished author, having penned such notable works as Romeo and Juliet, Clifford The Big Red Dog, and The Bible. In his spare time, Tim directs movies under the nom de plume Steven Spielberg and maintains his own standing army of genetically engineered watermelons. Truly it is said that Tim has had an illustrious career, matched only by its ludicrously unbelievable exaggeration.

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An Open Letter To The Past

// Filed under: Random on Sunday November 12th 2006, 5:23 pm

Dear People That I Went To High School With And Whose MySpace Pages I Have Now Been Linked To Four Years Later,

Don’t you find the phrase “hey it me do u remeber me frm englsh in yr 11 at lezzo?” just a little bit ironic?

Yours sincerely,
Tim

P.S. I’m not dead. Just busy.

// 5 Comments

5 Comments »

Tim says:

November 12, 2006 at 8:19 pm

P.P.S. Why don’t you all go and get girlfriends already jeez
Marquis says:

November 13, 2006 at 2:30 am

Stop fooling around with the Emos on Myspace and update your god-damned comic, you antipodean fop…
Jim(i) says:

November 16, 2006 at 5:48 pm

I like that guy’s style.
Jim(i) says:

November 16, 2006 at 5:52 pm

Also, to my former “Lezzo” classmates - thankyou. No, you heard me right. Thankyou. I might be bitter and supercilious, but, well…

I’m not you. Life is good.
t3h (h4r says:

November 18, 2006 at 11:34 am

Hurrah! Words! From the Tim! ^_^b