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A Moustache-Protecting Soup-Spoon

// Filed under: Life on Friday June 23rd 2006, 7:34 pm

Seriously.

Sheffield, oh Sheffield, will wonders never cease.

Also, we’re alive and safe and well in the mother country.

Also, Yorkie bars are singularly disappointing.

I mean, seriously.

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Mark says:

June 30, 2006 at 2:33 am

I could have told you that, poo to the max, no flavour whatsoever. Now Irn Bru…
Gussy says:

July 6, 2006 at 5:40 pm

Im with mark on the Irn Bru, that stuff is the shit. You can get it in Perth too
Ray says:

July 28, 2006 at 4:21 pm

The main, and only organic, ingredient in Irn Bru is piss. If you’re lucky you’ll get a batch from a day when the factory could round up enough stray dogs. Otherwise it’s mostly rats’ piss. Not healthy rats either.

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