Comments on: Sputter, Choke http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:16:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: Tinkling Koala http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-216 Tinkling Koala Mon, 08 May 2006 19:13:27 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-216 We regret to inform you that your bus full of hot women willing to pleasure you has tragically collided with an 18-wheeler. There were no survivors. We regret to inform you that your bus full of hot women willing to pleasure you has tragically collided with an 18-wheeler. There were no survivors.

]]> By: popogeejo http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-217 popogeejo Mon, 08 May 2006 21:05:27 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-217 You may not have a bus load of Women but you have a ROBOT! ... My condolances. You may not have a bus load of Women but you have a ROBOT!
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My condolances.

]]> By: Doomy http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-219 Doomy Tue, 09 May 2006 04:04:43 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-219 Don't cry. I'd do ya. Don’t cry. I’d do ya.

]]> By: Georgia http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-221 Georgia Wed, 10 May 2006 15:53:41 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-221 Notice he didn't actually specify that you get laid by GIRLS? Obviously he's trying to trick more hapless webcomic artists into becoming carriers for the hyrbid alien progeny of his dark masters. Girls don't actually read webcomics; they just lure the creators into the aliens' sticky and disturbingly erotic grasp in exchange for My Little Ponies and gay porn. Notice he didn’t actually specify that you get laid by GIRLS? Obviously he’s trying to trick more hapless webcomic artists into becoming carriers for the hyrbid alien progeny of his dark masters.

Girls don’t actually read webcomics; they just lure the creators into the aliens’ sticky and disturbingly erotic grasp in exchange for My Little Ponies and gay porn.

]]> By: t3h (h4r http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-222 t3h (h4r Thu, 11 May 2006 18:41:13 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-222 Hey, you'd be laid if you lived in a different country. A country like, say, Canada. *innocent whistle* Hey, you’d be laid if you lived in a different country. A country like, say, Canada. *innocent whistle*

]]> By: Doomy http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-223 Doomy Fri, 12 May 2006 01:14:44 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-223 I called him first. I called him first.

]]> By: Tim http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-224 Tim Fri, 12 May 2006 10:43:25 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-224 Ladies, please! One at a time! Ladies, please! One at a time!

]]> By: Jim(i) http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-226 Jim(i) Mon, 15 May 2006 06:46:41 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-226 Not when your an insatiable web comic artist, Tim. When your a smooth-talking, mocha-drinking, laid-back, pimped-out deal closer who's not afraid to tell it like it is because there's a revolution on baby, and you don't care who gets hurt, well, then you get a harem. I read it in Hyper. Not when your an insatiable web comic artist, Tim. When your a smooth-talking, mocha-drinking, laid-back, pimped-out deal closer who’s not afraid to tell it like it is because there’s a revolution on baby, and you don’t care who gets hurt, well, then you get a harem. I read it in Hyper.

]]> By: t3h (h4r http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-229 t3h (h4r Tue, 16 May 2006 04:34:08 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-229 *big grin* *big grin*

]]> By: Jimi(i) http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-230 Jimi(i) Tue, 16 May 2006 06:53:37 +0000 http://www.timtekindustries.com/2006/05/08/sputter-choke/#comment-230 I'd been up for 31 hours when I wrote that, eighteen of which had been spent in a car bare inches away from Scott, the 'cream' of the security industry. He sapped away my grasp of English syntax, damn it! Did I mention he's a Texan affiliate of the KKK? It was like working with George Bush, only less funny. That's my excuse anyway. Yes, I meant to type "you're", not "your". As in, "Hi Tim, YOU'RE a condescending bastard". In a good way. I’d been up for 31 hours when I wrote that, eighteen of which had been spent in a car bare inches away from Scott, the ‘cream’ of the security industry. He sapped away my grasp of English syntax, damn it! Did I mention he’s a Texan affiliate of the KKK? It was like working with George Bush, only less funny. That’s my excuse anyway.

Yes, I meant to type “you’re”, not “your”. As in, “Hi Tim, YOU’RE a condescending bastard”. In a good way.

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