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Jingle Bells, Mortar Shells, VC in the Grass

// Filed under: Random on Monday April 24th 2006, 6:56 pm

There is a story:

It is World War I, and the sentry guards the gates.

Sentry: “Halt! Who goes there?”
“Ceylon Planters Rifle Club.”
Sentry: “Pass, friend.”
A little later: “Halt! Who goes there?”
Answer: “Auckland Mounted Rifles.”
Sentry: “Pass, friend.”
As the next person arrives: “Halt! Who goes there?”
Answer: “What the hell has that got to do with you?”
Sentry: “Pass, Australian.”

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Doomy says:

April 24, 2006 at 7:58 pm

Two entries in the same week? Dear lord.

By the way, the filter at work won’t let me come to your website. “The websense filter ’sex’ is not allowed by your company’s policy.”

That filter is on to you.
Tinkling Koala says:

April 29, 2006 at 10:29 am

That made me fall off my chair laughing.