Jingle Bells, Mortar Shells, VC in the Grass

// Filed under: Random on Monday April 24th 2006, 6:56 pm

There is a story:

It is World War I, and the sentry guards the gates.

Sentry: “Halt! Who goes there?”
“Ceylon Planters Rifle Club.”
Sentry: “Pass, friend.”
A little later: “Halt! Who goes there?”
Answer: “Auckland Mounted Rifles.”
Sentry: “Pass, friend.”
As the next person arrives: “Halt! Who goes there?”
Answer: “What the hell has that got to do with you?”
Sentry: “Pass, Australian.”

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Low Front Moving In

// Filed under: Life on Friday April 21st 2006, 10:36 pm

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See him surface, but never a shadow

// Filed under: Random on Sunday April 09th 2006, 9:13 pm

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