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Tim Colwill is a 22 year old human male who resides in Perth, Western Australia. Inventor of the cardboard toaster and the car-powered car, Tim is also an accomplished author, having penned such notable works as Romeo and Juliet, Clifford The Big Red Dog, and The Bible. In his spare time, Tim directs movies under the nom de plume Steven Spielberg and maintains his own standing army of genetically engineered watermelons. Truly it is said that Tim has had an illustrious career, matched only by its ludicrously unbelievable exaggeration.

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Sappho Is My Valentine

// Filed under: Random on Monday February 13th 2006, 3:47 pm

The moon has sunk and the Pleiads,
And midnight is gone,
And the hours are passing, passing,
And I lie alone.

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And Then I Did

// Filed under: Random on Friday February 03rd 2006, 8:28 pm

Zing Saucier:
man
im just thinking
bats are blind right?
so really, daredevil
should be called batman.
and batman, whom just does stunts and shit, and invokes fear into people
should be called daredevil.

The Great Unwashed:
I’m going to think of a witty rejoinder, and post it on my journal.

// 6 Comments