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// Filed under: Life on Thursday December 15th 2005, 10:48 pm

“You don’t understand,” I say. “I can’t just walk up to her and say, listen, I’ve known you for a while, but suddenly find you ridiculously attractive, and we seem to be clicking really well. Frankly, I’m entertaining the possibility that I could fall for you.”

“No, you don’t understand,” she says. “You sound like you’re in love already.”

“I… I do ?”

“Yes.” A reassuring smile. “You sound like you’re in love, and trying desperately to explain it away.”

Oh dear.

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t3h (h4r says:

December 16, 2005 at 12:17 am

*wail* Oh no! There goes my one chance!! Drat.
Tom says:

December 16, 2005 at 2:33 pm

Don’t get all nameless-contextless-abstraction on me, buster. We want specific names, dates and climatic conditions.
Tinkling Koala says:

December 19, 2005 at 7:48 am

Hey, if she already knows you’re in love with her than just get things over with.
Popogeejo says:

December 21, 2005 at 10:27 am

God speed my son.God speed.
Monkey Rifle says:

December 28, 2005 at 9:37 pm

OooOooOoO Tim, the ladies man.