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// Filed under: Random on Wednesday December 07th 2005, 8:01 pm

If wishes were pennies, I’d have like, a billion pennies, which would be pretty stupid since currency exchange places only take notes, so there’d be no way to turn my pennies into Australian currency, and I’d have to melt them down and make a giant robot out of them.

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t3h (h4r says:

December 8, 2005 at 8:16 am

HEY I don’t know what you’re bitching about!! Giant robots are pretty freakin’ sweet!!
Tinkling Koala says:

December 9, 2005 at 8:58 am

Yeah, the robot idea is pretty damned good. And let’s face it, you’d be at no shortage of wiring. :p
Tom says:

December 10, 2005 at 7:02 am

And really, that was all you were wishing for anyway. Ain’t life grand.