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Out Of The Mouths Of (Hawt) Babes // Filed under: Life on Thursday December 15th 2005, 10:48 pm “You don’t understand,” I say. “I can’t just walk up to her and say, listen, I’ve known you for a while, but suddenly find you ridiculously attractive, and we seem to be clicking really well. Frankly, I’m entertaining the possibility that I could fall for you.” “No, you don’t understand,” she says. “You sound like you’re in love already.” “I… I do ?” “Yes.” A reassuring smile. “You sound like you’re in love, and trying desperately to explain it away.” Oh dear. // 5 Comments 
They Can’t Handle The Truth I Be Dishin’ // Filed under: Random on Wednesday December 07th 2005, 8:01 pm If wishes were pennies, I’d have like, a billion pennies, which would be pretty stupid since currency exchange places only take notes, so there’d be no way to turn my pennies into Australian currency, and I’d have to melt them down and make a giant robot out of them. // 3 Comments
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