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// Filed under: Life on Monday October 17th 2005, 9:04 pm

The girl at Subway gave me three reward-stamps today, instead of two.

She put a dressing on my sub, and that dressing was love.

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Rock 'N' Roll Destruction says:

October 21, 2005 at 7:34 pm

*SHOCK AWE*

Three?! Marry her, and live happily ever after, in a gigantic Italiano sub.
Blair says:

October 29, 2005 at 11:45 pm

Gasp! Was it her “special sauce”? The kind that she squirts only when really happy?
Ace says:

November 2, 2005 at 4:53 pm

Right………Yeah I better go before I find more_

I get it!!! One - She gave You a dressing
Two - The dressing was Love
Three - HHHAAAAAh! She Found Your Sub!!!

Oh! Yes I did. It’s kind of like that old Raving, Mad Man joke, about a guy who makes a Cops day shit, just to make his day better!!!